"And even if it was the real Adric, you'd hardly go to him for advice on how to not crash into the Earth, would you?"
They're back - the Ood Cast is whole once more.
Witness Andy & Alpha's triumphant return in a blaze of domestic bliss, voyeurism, Myrka-wrangling, donkey-diving and flat out convention-running mayhem.
Yes, this week on the show our prodigal podcasters are treated to their very own mini-convention stuffed to the gills with special guests, music and cockamamy insight.
And in what we promise is the very last piece of Gallifrey One coverage, Sigma & Loz debrief us on the adventure of a lifetime amidst luggage-shaped life rafts and falling debris.
Not your usual convention.
But then again what do you expect when the ticket's free?
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