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Five Star Beast

Five Star Beast

S9E1 · · 51:51

In which we catch up on the past three years, stand roughly in a straight line and buy things off Etsy."He's giving everyone a last chance. He's saying this is where the show's going...

Be Kind

Be Kind

S8E9 · · 06:56

In which we review an episode of Doctor Who, filmed in a cupboard in one take, that still manages to be everything that is kind and clever in the world.

Chib Changes Everything

Chib Changes Everything

S8E8 · · 01:10:23

In which we celebrate the end of a sprawling, messy, exhilarating two part finale with a sprawling, messy, (hopefully) exhilarating podcast.

Ghost Sandwich

Ghost Sandwich

S8E7 · · 42:01

In which we wax poetical, enter through the gift shop, revisit Cyberwoman and discuss P.G. Wodehouse (but mostly how to pronounce his name).

Panic Attack

Panic Attack

S8E6 · · 35:39

In which we talk about our own battles with depression and anxiety, applaud Doctor Who for tackling difficult issues, read beautiful poetry and there's probably a joke in there somew...

Flipping the Bird

Flipping the Bird

S8E5 · · 31:57

In which Chris Alpha travels to Amsterdam in our suitcase-shaped TARDIS, we hear about some interesting fish parasites, Yaz finally has some agency and we find out what really happen...

Breaking Glass

Breaking Glass

S8E4 · · 38:06

In which we meet the toxic gatekeepers at the castle of Doctor Who fandom, raise a glass to Chris Chibnall (!), debate electrocuting old ladies and end up standing in a shallow trian...

A Sting in the Tale

A Sting in the Tale

S8E3 · · 32:37

In which we systematise monster creation, speculate on how gluten-intolerant alien scorpions are and ruminate on how history can treat the most brilliant of us.

Benni Harder

Benni Harder

S8E2 · · 36:14

In which Alpha has a theory, Loz has yogurt, we spend time with the dregs of humanity and ultimately sacrifice ourselves so that YOU can live.

Doctor Yes

Doctor Yes

S8E1 · · 46:00

In which we return ... again, no one is very good at spying, we discuss the big reveals and everyone turns out to be The Master.

The Battle of Ra’s al Ghul

The Battle of Ra’s al Ghul

S7E11 · · 28:03

In which everyone returns, the future is discussed, the past is remembered and Tim Shaw orders a coffee...

Doctor Hygge

Doctor Hygge

S7E10 · · 25:17

In which we talk fjords, drink pink gin, go on a blind date and punch a sheep...

Which?

Which?

S7E9 · · 41:25

In which horses are imperilled, strange and wonderful advisors are consulted, deals are struck and we finally find out when we three shall meet again...

Kerpow!

Kerpow!

S7E8 · · 32:08

In which Laura gets downgraded, Yaz learns how to let go, we discuss our favourite onomatopoeic words and the whole thing is sponsored by a familiar corporate entity. If you’re in th...

Assassins in Need

Assassins in Need

S7E7 · · 33:08

In which we’re divided but not conquered, talk gender, shop for bread and one man has a very busy death indeed…

Angry Grey Zombie Potato

Angry Grey Zombie Potato

S7E6 · · 29:27

In which we compare ourselves to gods, are completely out of touch with mainstream opinion, shop the Soft Strike range and get our ER on...

Spider-Van

Spider-Van

S7E5 · · 35:16

In which a spider takes a cheat day, Doctor Who gets it's own Saturday morning kids TV theme,  we make the mistake of assuming everything that rhymes is alike and no one admits to be...

Racist Fonz

Racist Fonz

S7E4 · · 37:49

In which Ryan shoots first and asks questions later, the Oods make sweary bleep noises, Cranzo unwittingly impersonates a cow and Banksy has a residency on Skaro...

Snakes & Ladders

Snakes & Ladders

S7E3 · · 40:20

In which we learn Venusian Akido, chat around the water cooler at Desolation Inc. and make a very difficult choice concerning relatives...

Ood Looks Like A Lady

Ood Looks Like A Lady

S7E2 · · 32:56

In which we learn to drive a crane, attempt to tie a bunch of eels together, visit the dentist and learn about the secret history of art...